My Unfortunate Life. |
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Weelllll…
I know I haven’t been on in forever it seems like. Just been really busy. Found a new best friend. Hanging out with her. Found out that most people who blame other of being fake are actually fake themselves. And found out that I really love everyone.
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A woman... And a man.
Man: Turn left up here, babe. GPS: Turn right at the next stop. Man: Right, that is what I said right? Woman: No, you said left. Man: No, I definately said right. Woman: Sure, you said right. Man: Keep going straight to get to Voorhees Street. GPS: Make a left on to Voorhees Street. Man: Okay, make a left. Woman: That's what I thought you said. Man: I GIVE UP! -
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Yesterday… and some of Today
Yesterday was *greatness* … for so many reasons.
1. I went swimming for only the second time this year.
2. I had a really great time with Kyla, Kala, Lauren, Devin, Lindy, and Chris.
3. Then Daniel came along and went swimming with us.
4. I got to see the man of my dreams go off the high dive.
5. *Rephrase* I got to see the man of my dreams go of the high dive about a billion times.
6. I was a total flirt!!
*And*, to every GREAT day, there must be a downfall in my life.
1. I got sunburnt. (Does anyone know how to take the hurt away?)
2. Lauren broke up with Chris.
3. Kyla and Kala were like trying to win over Daniel.
4. And, I still don’t have a boyfriend.
5. How can a girl that I know is uglier than me have 2 boyfriends?
End of day.
Today…
1. I woke up with a broken neck… (huge knots in them)
2. I woke up all alone. Since I can’t cook, I had to eat cereal for breakfast. *On a Saturday!!)
3. And, somehow, I took a shower and still smell like chlorine.
And another cruddy day awaits.
